assalaamu alaikum wa rahmatullaahi wa barakaatuhu,
My name is Khaled. I am one of the admins of this forum, below you will find my banning fees.
I am 24 years old, single, and working at... somewhere. I studied most of my high school years at KKIC than moved to Samaritan Catholic College to complete my VCE studies. I wagged the first day of school there
After high school, I came across some tests and trials Alhamdulillah, I only wish I were stronger back than to be able to deal with it. Nevertheless, I completed a couple of IT diplomas than went to study Information Systems at LaTrobe where I met many great brothers and sisters, for example suz
I am Muslimah_*'s cousin. It is blatantly obvious my side of the family got the good looks. Anyone who has seen me and her will testify to that
I have deferred my studies til further notice. InshaAllah when I feel comfortable going back, I will do so (in other words I'm never going back)
I have been practising my religion for just over a year now. In the past there have been times where I would pray for a week and stop, but wAlhamdulillah only by the will of Allah I have pulled my socks up. I was going through some great trials and I looked to my left and I looked to my right and found no one there. Than I looked to the heavens and all the help I ever needed was there with open arms. I think we sometimes take Allah's Mercy for granted, especially when He has said -
And when My slaves ask you (O Muhammad SAW) concerning Me, then (answer them), I am indeed near (to them by My Knowledge). I respond to the invocations of the supplicant when he calls on Me (without any mediator or intercessor). So let them obey Me and believe in Me, so that they may be led aright. [Surah al-Baqaraah:186]
and,
Therefore remember Me, I shall remember you.. [Surah al-Baqaraah:152]
I love fast cars, especially Hondas! Below is a photo of my car before it was badged and stolen from my work's carpark!! I got it back now Alhamdulillah thanks to Shadower who just coincidentally happened to come across it at Broady Shopping Centre
Banning Fees -
1 Week Ban - $25
1 Month Ban - $50
1 Year Ban - $100
Lifetime Ban - $150
Prices are negotiable *
* Disclaimer - I will not be responsible for the loss of any forum members. Adminstrators and Moderators cannot be banned
PS - I am the best cook on this forum
PSS - I am also known as KhaledIbnWalid and Abu Hurairah on this forum
If I remember anything else, I'll edit this post InshaAllah
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UmarIbnKhattabSenior Member
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30-Jun-2006 03:33 PM
"...The eyes are filled with tears and the heart is full of grief but we do not say anything except that which is pleasing to our lord.."
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30-Jun-2006 03:38 PM
are you serious on the banning fees bro ?
welcome to the forums khaled!!!!! tabarikallah a top bloke!!, mashallah about his beard hehehe.... from what i have seen being doing a good job as a moderator..
wish ya all the best bro , inshallah min shoufak 3aress !!!!!! wohooo
ps: my car will chops yours easy peasy japanesy
We are one, but we are many,
And from all the groups of Islam we come,
We share a belief,
And pray to one god,
I am, You are, We are Australian Muslims
Check It Out!!!
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الله اكبر رغم كل القيود
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30-Jun-2006 03:40 PM
loool what a funny post.
tehee what a bad mod! Mashallah great intro akhi. May Allah reward you.I wagged the first day of school there
وَإِذَا سَأَلَكَ عِبَادِي عَنِّي فَإِنِّي قَرِيبٌ أُجِيبُ دَعْوَةَ الدَّاعِ إِذَا دَعَانِ فَلْيَسْتَجِيبُواْ لِي وَلْيُؤْمِنُواْ بِي لَعَلَّهُمْ يَرْشُدُونَQuran 2:186
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30-Jun-2006 03:41 PM
lol that was the funniest intro ever.
Welcome Bro to the forums. Glad you got your car back.
Salams"O You Who Have Believed, If You Support Allaah, He Will Support You And Plant Firmly Your Feet"[47:7]
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30-Jun-2006 04:07 PM
But I've seen you, and um....
Originally Posted by UmarIbnKhattab
I am Muslimah_*'s cousin. It is blatantly obvious my side of the family got the good looks. Anyone who has seen me and her will testify to that
Never mind."Ask questions from the learned, speak with the wise, and associate with the poor."
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caseGuest
30-Jun-2006 04:26 PM
don't worry I'll beat his fees by up to 10%!
*limited time only, must not be used in concunction with any other offers. blah blah blah.
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30-Jun-2006 04:31 PM
Ok, I would like to add case as an exception to my disclaimer
"...The eyes are filled with tears and the heart is full of grief but we do not say anything except that which is pleasing to our lord.."
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30-Jun-2006 04:47 PM
Case, can you ban Khaled?
I'll pay off your rego in an instant.
Please?"Ask questions from the learned, speak with the wise, and associate with the poor."
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caseGuest
30-Jun-2006 04:52 PM
lol, that's the funniest post I've read today.
very tempted. but I don't think aussiemu will appreciate me working without her approval
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30-Jun-2006 05:19 PM
You can't ban other mods. I've tried
"...The eyes are filled with tears and the heart is full of grief but we do not say anything except that which is pleasing to our lord.."
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30-Jun-2006 05:22 PM
Nice to see the power hasn't gone to your head.
Oh, and thanks for unbanning me [again]..."Ask questions from the learned, speak with the wise, and associate with the poor."
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30-Jun-2006 05:46 PM
He's banned me several times, and has just reinstated me based on compassionate grounds.
Bless him."Ask questions from the learned, speak with the wise, and associate with the poor."
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muslim brother
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30-Jun-2006 06:55 PM
Abu Hurairah, masaa un-nur ya habibi
barakullaah fee kum
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30-Jun-2006 11:33 PM
Wa alaykum Salam
mash'ALLAH nce intro*
Welcome to the forum akhi.
May Allah swt bless you with goodness.
Peace
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30-Jun-2006 11:53 PM
And never forget Khalid. I know where you live ....
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01-Jul-2006 12:05 PM
Muslimah_* you know he won't have to look far. I stick up for Khaled for anything... he pays me well
Nice intro Khaled, you forgot to mention you're an extremist.
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