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    I feel that there should be a fart video thread for fart lovers...

    Then all the fart lovers could go there, and watch and listen to all the fart videos to their hearts' content!

    Come on, a fart video here and there may be funny, but after that, it gets beyond a joke...
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    I think people are giving way too much importance to the fart jokes. Just ignore them and they might go away.
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    i dont know if this has been posted before it most likely has been but i dont care im posting it again. The funniest is when the little kitten walks on the cactus

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    0:40 awww

    1:19 - cat thinks he's tarazan lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Precious_Diamond View Post
    I think people are giving way too much importance to the fart jokes. Just ignore them and they might go away.
    Doesn't work the same for real farts... most of the time you can't ignore them.. although eventually they do go away.
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    ^I was waiting for someone to make that comment lol.
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    The one who is (truly) imprisoned is the one whose heart is imprisoned from Allah and the captivated one is the one whose desires have enslaved him. Ibn Taymiyyah (Rahimahullah)

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    Quote Originally Posted by da2003 View Post
    Hello,

    Nice to meet you, how is everything, hope all is well with you. My name is Madam Dawata Ringor.I found your contact after reading your profile I picked interest to contact you. I've something very important which I would love to share with you privately, therefore, would advise you to kindly write me back on:madamdawata123@blahblahblah.blah so that I'll give you details. Waiting anxiously for your anticipated co-operation.
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    @blahblahblah.blah? lol couldn't "madam dawata" be bothered thinking of something more creative?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Precious_Diamond View Post
    @blahblahblah.blah? lol couldn't "madam dawata" be bothered thinking of something more creative?


    Sorry Ukhtee, that was my bad.

    I changed the end of the email so that no one did something stupid and actually try to email the scammer
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    oohh lol I was thinking, who would be stupid enough to fall for the blahblahblah? lol... so the "madam" was more creative afterall.
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    Anyone looking for a free workout?



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    "Say what you wish in abuse of me, for my silence towards an idiot is indeed an answer. I am not at a loss for a response but rather, It does not befit the lion to answer dogs." -

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    أَوْلَادُكُمْ فِتْنَةٌ
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    that happened to my friend at our graduation but she was actually running to go outside and then bang! harom her nose started bleeding.
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    homer going crazy in spanish version of the simpsons El Coco - Boogeyman.

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    lool it's so much better in another language

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    Whatever written of Truth and benefit is only due to Allah’s Assistance and Guidance, and whatever of error is of me alone. Allah Alone Knows Best and He is the Only Source of Strength.
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    ^ sent this link to a friend and her reply was "aaawwwww, doesn't it just make you wana have children!!"

    ??? hhmmm really ??? :P
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    No.. it makes me want to have a kitten
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