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    Quote Originally Posted by Gamer View Post
    ^ yea, you are right =\
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    My twin boys were severely burnt in a garage fire.
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    أَوْلَادُكُمْ فِتْنَةٌ
    Qur'an 8:28

    "I don't know if i'm getting better or just used to the pain."
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    أَوْلَادُكُمْ فِتْنَةٌ
    Qur'an 8:28

    "I don't know if i'm getting better or just used to the pain."
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    Quote Originally Posted by isa View Post
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    how desperate lol
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    Now its locked in place, so really *dssshh* XD
    How canst thou say to thy brother,Brother,let me pull out the mote that is in thine eye, when thou thyself beholdest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, cast out first the beam out of thine own eye, and then shalt thou see clearly to pull out the mote that is in thy brother's eye.

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    Classic -

    "...The eyes are filled with tears and the heart is full of grief but we do not say anything except that which is pleasing to our lord.."
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    This cracked me up...I'm such a sad case! lol

    The one who is (truly) imprisoned is the one whose heart is imprisoned from Allah and the captivated one is the one whose desires have enslaved him. Ibn Taymiyyah (Rahimahullah)

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    lol milo kerrigan is a classic
    How canst thou say to thy brother,Brother,let me pull out the mote that is in thine eye, when thou thyself beholdest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, cast out first the beam out of thine own eye, and then shalt thou see clearly to pull out the mote that is in thy brother's eye.

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    hmm naa didnt find it funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abdraheim View Post
    hmm naa didnt find it funny
    Too many repeated jokes in it...

    Too obvious.
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    Yeah Milo is old, from the Full Frontal days. But his character is a classic, especially when you see how Shaun Macallif normally is.
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    Full Frontal I watched as a kid, its quite old which means the jokes are old but i personally still find it hilarious.

    This one is a crackup!.... "Is that a piccaso over there? *head flies off*"

    How canst thou say to thy brother,Brother,let me pull out the mote that is in thine eye, when thou thyself beholdest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, cast out first the beam out of thine own eye, and then shalt thou see clearly to pull out the mote that is in thy brother's eye.

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    Sorry... still not my cuppa tea.

    I dunno why, but I watched it through to the end, and only laughed at the bit where he walks through the wall... Albeit briefly.

    My twin boys were severely burnt in a garage fire.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hope&aspiration View Post
    Aww...... Poor kid had too much drugs!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hope&aspiration View Post
    There's an 'embed' link to the right of the video. Copy and paste that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hope&aspiration View Post
    My twin boys were severely burnt in a garage fire.
    Make du`aa that the one that survived recovers a complete recovery.

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    jazakiAllahu khairan sis

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    ok lol now jazakumAllahu khairan

    done
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    wa iyyaakum
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    Qur'an 8:28

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