THE LAW STUDENT DIET PLAN
WRITTEN BY KAT
ďI could eat the apple in my bag, but that vending machine is full of chocolate. Iíll have the chocolate.Ē
Law students have the worst eating habits. Donít believe me? Take a look at how we eat our way through the semester.
THE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD DIET
Itís the first few weeks of semester and youíre feeling pretty chilled. Your first assignment isnít due for weeks and youíre still in holiday mode. Youíre catching up with uni friends over long procrastinatory lunches and cooking up a gourmet storm at home Ė any food that takes a long time to prepare and eat is ideal. The longer it takes, the less time youíll spend thinking about studying.
Whatís on the menu? Pretty much anything thatís rich, complicated, and takes much longer to prepare than a packet of two-minute noodles. Oh, and thereís a lot of baking going on too.
THE ACCIDENTAL TAKE AWAY DIET
Youíre about a month into semester now, and the deadlines for those assignments are starting to look a little too close for comfort. Being the responsible student that you are, you decide to spend the time between classes working on those looming assessments. But on the way to the library you run into a friend with the same idea. You agree that youíre both actually pretty hungry, and a quick take away meal before hitting the books couldnít hurt. Plus the Vegemite sandwich in your bag was looking pretty boring anyway. Take away is somehow followed by chips, ice cream, coffee, etc. You waste as much time as the All the Time in the World Diet and consume even more food. Oops.
THE VENDING MACHINE DIET
That assignment is due this week. You barricade yourself in the law library and decide that youíre going to spend every available waking moment there. Youíre too focused on your assignment to have packed lunch, so every meal comes from the faithful vending machine downstairs that conveniently accepts credit card. Surely some of the options are healthy?
THE ALL-NIGHTER DIET
That assignment is still not done and itís due tomorrow. Must. Stay. Awake. So itís Red Bull, coffee, tea, Powerade, Coke, energy bar, Berocca. Maybe a Twix or a handful of red frogs too. Let the combination of caffeine, sugar and pure stress sustain you.
THE HOUSE ARREST DIET
Your assignments are over but now exams are almost hereÖ and youíre feeling pretty under-prepared. Locking yourself in your house for several blissful weeks devoted to study seems like a good plan. No time for cooking, itís peanut butter toast and two-minute noodles for you.
THE POST EXAMS DIET
Does it have alcohol in it? You want it. (Not applicable)
THE POST-POST EXAMS DIET
Combine one pair of sunglasses with quiet environment, two litres of water and paracetamol tablets. Greasy breakfast optional. Expect to find yourself thinking ďdetoxĒ.
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23-May-2012 05:15 PMO you who believe! Stand out firmly for All‚h as just witnesses and let not the enmity and hatred of others make you avoid justice. Be just: that is nearer to piety, and fear All‚h. Verily, All‚h is Well-Acquainted with what you do. (Al-Mā'idah: 8)
14-Jun-2012 04:20 PM
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Taif-Are you a law student or are you fully qualified?
14-Jun-2012 06:32 PM
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Here's the full time mummy diet.
Eat whatever is left over from the kids.
The end.No longer using this forum.
As Salaamu Alikam Wa Rahmatullahi Wa Barakatu
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15-Jun-2012 03:52 AMO you who believe! Stand out firmly for All‚h as just witnesses and let not the enmity and hatred of others make you avoid justice. Be just: that is nearer to piety, and fear All‚h. Verily, All‚h is Well-Acquainted with what you do. (Al-Mā'idah: 8)
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